I'd love to say I typed this in, but someone far more obsessive compulsive than me did so. I just googled "Some in iowa vowed revenge on the citizens of Yucatan".
This is the newspaper article in which Mona Simpson hid a secret message to Homer to let him know she was OK. The first letter of each line forms a sentence.
How about those crazy Mexicans?
One day they're attacking our best Alamos, or
Manufacturing nice leather belts to sell
Eager U.S tourists with uneventful trousers.
Recently, though some students in Northern
Yucatan tried to make something to wear under
One's belt. They ended up making... history.
Until yesterday, the largest taco every built
Resided in the LA, home of Dom Deluise, who
Moved it from room to room to view it as he
Oversaw the operation of his bustling career.
That taco is now among the world's smallest.
He was unavailable for comment at press time.
Earlier this month, in attention-straved Iowa,
Residents made what they believed would be the
Largest food ever prepared, a 378-ton pizza.
Once the Yucatan Taco tipped the scales at a
Very impressive 413,845 tons, Iowa's feat was
Eclipsed, and the state was, again, forgotten.
Some in Iowa vowed revenge on the citizens of
Yucatan saying, "If they want war, bring it
On. The people of Iowa are prepared. We've
Used this week bulking up on American pizza".
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P.S. Whoever typed that in didn't read the message carefully enough: In the actual Simpsons episode, the article misspelled "northern" as "nothern". So, line 5 should be:
Recently, though some students in nothern